I am on a financial diet.
In related news, I am on a social diet.
My financial diet and my social diet are friends, but are total bitches to my body diet.
Round 1. Ding! Ding! Ding!Financial Diet Rule: Make lunches instead of eating out.
Late one night, I decided to make sandwiches for lunch. This doesn't surprise me because I'm usually thinking about food late at night, but what I wasn't prepared for was standing in aisle 9 with a loaf of Ezekiel bread in one hand and french rolls in the other, contemplating the life or death decision of choosing good carbs over cheap carbs. It may be a difference of only a few dollars, but you have to be a little nazi when you're trying to make changes in your life or else you'll be making concessions every two seconds and never reach your goal. So what do I hope to attain first? A fat bank account or a svelte body? Well, time warp forward 39 minutes later when I bought the Ezekiel. I'm sorry but the only way I can consume gluten-laden, nutritionally-vacuous carbs is if they come in a Taco Bell bag and it's 2am.
Point, body diet.
Round 2. Ding! Ding! Ding!Financial Diet Rule: Impose allowance of $20 per weekend.
Pretty ridiculous, I know, but so begins my search of cheap thrills in Honolulu. I had a wedding to go to on Saturday, so my allowance was spent on the gift before the weekend even began. Not to be outdone, I remember some dude once said, "desperation is the deadbeat loser father of innovation." So for dinner I crashed the annual Hawaii Craftsman exhibition opening after work. Thanks to the endless cheese platters, I made it my Iron Chef mission to make as many different yet appetizing cheddar, salami, cracker combinations I could think of. Salmon and baguette. Grapes and Brie. Baguettes and Brie! Merlot! Merlot!! OLIVE TAPENADE!!! Ugh.
Point, financial diet.