Sunday, October 19, 2008

Abusive Mommy Killed Me

The art museum I work at went through it's second round of layoffs and I hear through the grapevine that there's a list with 10 names of those next in line for the guillotine.  My weekend job at another art museum laid off over half of it's personnel. Though I am grateful and extremely lucky to still be working at both museums (famous last words), it's definitely time to start looking around...just in case.

Alternative Job Ideas:
#1 Leader of "Abusive Mommy Killed Me" the ultra cool support group for the ever-growing number of museum exployees in the state of Hawaii
#2 Furniture repurposer/refurbisher
#3 Horticulturalist
#4 Paparazzi for people who look like famous people
#5 TV Host of "The Cat Lady's Meow"


3 comments:

Jasmine said...

#6 Photographer.

I'm just sayin'...

White Flower said...

#7 Professional blogger.

But to do so, you need to write more. You're not the only one with your neck on the guillatine.

tweed & loop said...

#8 how about that knitting?

Knitting: you use 2 straight needles
Crochet: you use 1 hooked needle.

Personally, I find crochet to be lots easier, faster, and less frustrating b/c if you drop a stitch, it's not that big of a deal.